Okay, party people, let's get us up to date. This will be a combined effort between Phil and I so neither of us will have to do it all.

The map to the right will hopefully show up several times, charting our trip around India. You can see a tiny, faint yellow line in an orange section (Maharashtra) which is where we landed and where we are currently (it helps if you click on the image to make it bigger). Anyway, I'll keep updating our progress as we go, but just so you're aware, the colour will have to change because this map encompasses all known colours of the Microsoft Paint palette and none will be visible for the whole map.
Now - Mumbai. We landed at about 2:00 am about a week and a half ago, getting an odd first impression of India (as you always do when you arrive at night and can't see much as you're driving to your hotel). Getting out and about that next day was amazing. We took a walk down to Colaba (we were staying in the Fort area) and while we had a lot of stares, we didn't get much hassel.
For some reason, I thought India was going to be,

not just intense, but full of non-stop hassel - like trying to walk through Oxford Circus Junction rammed with vendors intent on selling you anything and everything, but so far (and I do say so far) we have had almost no hassel from anyone.
Anyway, Mumbai was great but the whole time we were there Phil and I both felt that we were missing it - that there was something tourists do when they get to Mumbai and we just weren't doing it. We would walk through the streets (that, again, I

had assumed would be filled with exciting goods to purchase) and look up and down and only see people going about their daily business. That's not to say there is nothing to see - we headed down to the Gandhi museum, and to the dobi ghats where thousands of fit men wash tons of laundry daily, and of course to the Gateway of India and on our last day we took a ferry to Elephanta Island - but we did feel like we were missing something (but we ran into a few other white tourists who felt the same way, so at least we were in good company).

From Mumbai we took a train to the lovely hill station of Matheran, about an hour and a half away. It has banned all motorized traffic and gotten rid of plastic bags and is, therefore, clean, especially by Indian standards. It was great breathing in air that wasn't full of fumes, and to clean the black gunk out of our noses for a few days. We did two days of hiking and one day of loafing and generally enjoyed getting to walk down a path, instead of having to weave our way between pedestrians and traffic.
From Matheran we took yet another few trains over to Nasik, unfortunately having our first go with unreserved seats. Ah, nothing illustrates just how green we are like trying to get a train that has been booked up for weeks to get people where they want to be for Diwali (the Hindu festival of lights that is going on at the moment). We rocked up to the train station, waited in a few lines until eventually we got a ticket that we were supposedly able to upgrade on the train - "no worries - Frech, English, they get upgrades. Talk to the man on the train." Everyone kept saying that there would be a worker in each bogie (carriage) that would be able to tell us if there was an available seat (which we now know there wouldn't have been). We waited where we were supposed to, got on to the train that

we thought would be a 2A (2nd class, air conditioned - the best we could get) but instead got on a sleeper class train which is rammed with people, all telling you to get out of their bogie because it's full. To make a long story short, the "TT" (official train guy) eventually did show up and forced a begrudging family to give us one of their bunks (which they had paid for) so we could shove our bags out of the way and one of us could sit for our 5 hr journey. Lesson learned - book ahead or take a bus.

We arrived in Nasik in plenty of time to get a hotel for the night and lucked out with a beauty (it even came with a towel!). Out of the towns we have been to so far, I think Nasik has been the most friendly. Everyone was quick to smile and help us out, an though there wasn't much to do in the town, I really liked it.
We then headed on to Aurangabad, where I am sitting here typing this. Aurangabad is the jumping off point for two sets of awesome hand-carved cave "ruins" - Ellora (about 34 km away) and Ajanta (about 106 km away).

We saw Ellora first and loved it. The 35 caves were excavated between the 5th and 10th century and "demonstrate the religious harmony prevalent during this period of Indian history" (thanks Wikipedia), as there are Hindu, Buddhist and Jain caves. The detail carved in almost all of the caves is breath-taking and the Kalisa temple (left) required 200,000 tons of rock to be shifted so it could be carved out of the side of the escarpment. Really, it's incredible and this one especially had an Angkor Wat feel about it, but with way more elephants.
As we were seeing two very similar sites on two consecutive days, we decided to mix it up by

going to Ellora ourselves (on a very comfy non-a/c local bus) and to take a "luxury" guided tour to Ajanta. We thought, hey, two hours each way on a comfy a/c bus with an english speaking tour guide could really make our Ajanta experience unique; keep it from getting muddled with Ellora. Were we wrong? Not exactly.
We showed up where we thought we were supposed to go, realized we were in the wrong spot and 15 mins late (and thus far Indians seem
very punctual) and had to hussle to the right spot where we did indeed get on to a luxury bus - in the two last seats. We proceeded to flop around like fish out of water, unable to get a grip on anything or to wedge ourselves into our seat (luxury, of course, = spacious) while the bus went hurtling down pot-holed roads for two hours, slamming on the breaks occasionally to avoid oncomming traffic, which rammed us into the seats in front. Lesson learned - never sit in seats 22 or above because they'll be behind the back wheels and the ride will be horribly bumpy.

The site itself was stunning. Again, its a set of caves litearlly carved out of the bassalt rock of a horse-shoe shaped canyon, dating back to the 2nd century. The main difference between the two sites is that Ajanta is full of beautiful paintings, largely intact (as above left). Our guide explained their significance, but with all the Indians shoving their way to the front, and the echo of the caves, it was a bit hard to grasp the details. Anyway, it was good. We had a great time, learned about two of Buddha's miracles (but missed the other two or three) and even got our seat upgraded right to the front where we could look out and see what the driver sees - mostly oncoming traffic in our lane and bulls pulling carts full of sugar cane.
Tomorrow we're heading South to Pune (Poona), and then on to a few towns in Goa. I think we might find Goan India a lot more intense.